i was conferencing with sab and sergeant on the phone yesterday. i complained about having this painful wrenching at my breast. and bitched about spraining my butt once in a blue moon. sergeant went, "eeeeeee! edwina u damn disgusting." out of fit, i said," please la! as if u never sprained ur dick before." then we started laughing. after an hour of talking, sab and sergeant confessed that there's ACTUALLY another party on the line too! and that was ELMO. WTH. soo sooo sooo embarrassed.

and oh. eating my 5Th hip hop jelly ice cream right now!