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Designer: Tammy
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Friday, June 29, 2007

I MISS TED ALFRED.

and i'm even more determined that (shuili.equals(rubbish)).


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Monday, June 25, 2007

YOU HAVE CHANGED.

you're no longer the one i thought i knew.

you no longer .....

- scratch my bites.

- accompany me to shit.

- refill water bottle for me.

- do project for me.


- smell my baobei.


- smell my oh-so-lovely-scent-that-makes-everyone-goes-gaga feet.

- LOVE ME!

stupid lau yian hian. you you you bad girl!

here's how she looks like.


sorry if she scares you. but i've tried my best to draw her beautifully.

ps : she looks scarier.



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Friday, June 22, 2007

dear god. i must have sinned too much. i'm hating as many as 2 person in just a day's time. jon said i'll have my retribution for cursing and swearing at people. but i dont give a damn. everyone do hates. i'm not a saint. i think god understands. we, human, do need to rant sometimes. or should i say everytime. letting things out is the way to cool one down. so forgive me. well, after ranting i felt much better. and i tend to forget about it. which means, i should curse more in future. ok. i was kidding. rephrase. although i felt better ranting with cursed words, i felt bad after that too. so, i shall repent. or rather, i WILL repent if the person's worth repenting for.

god, i, edwina wang, hereby promised you i'll try my best and not to curse and swear in future. however if the person REALLY is getting on my i-cant-stand-it-anymore-and-i'm-gonna-erupt-anytime-soon nerves, i'm really sorry.

last but not least, for the very last time, if my nerves arent triggered.

CHEEBYE KIA. (with a slang)

edit

nothing is forever. says:
you do know that everyone else do love you. like me!

dayah babyyyyyy. I LOVE YOU!


edwina just bitched at 10:27 AM

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my heart really goes out to you.

you seem to lose your bestie maybe your friends as well eversince.

you seem to be in control eversince.

you seem to miss out all the stuff happened in your friends' life eversince.

you seem troubled eversince.

you seem tactful in everthing you do eversince.

you seem like a caged bird eversince.

you seem degrading eversince.

so, is it worth it? ASK YOURSELF.


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Thursday, June 21, 2007

seriously, get a life. we didnt even bother you. so what makes you THINK you got the right to piss our ass off. you fugly lard. you're a fucking retarded guy seriously. i'm gonna add new law. kill a lard and get scott free. additional 10 bucks in reward. (cause you probably dont worth much) your hideous voice filled the entire lab. causing my ear serious discomfort. and huge amount of ear shit had been found when i dug them recently. your BO stinks the lab. thank you for giving us the opportunity of having lard scent. but i need not. i smell 94795749738947128463278 times better even w/o bath for 83743892740893740189374893 centuries. your inquisitiveness had caused my heart to build up anger. and it may lead to heart failure. please be benevolent to mankind. i wished i could just dig out those filthy eyes. like literally. and also, your presence has caused severe sore in my eyes. i think many innocents' too. please go away.

the famous lard- drawn my whyn.



and yes. the lard is none other than jian long.

dear readers, if your name happened to be jian long, rest assured. it's not you. however, if you happended to be fat fugly and fisgusting, it is YOU.

i hereby beg you. we mankind is on the verge of extinction. it's either you vanish or us. so VANISH.


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Monday, June 18, 2007

i dont like you S.

the tall and skinney one (male) - i ALWAYS mistook you for a teacher as you dress like one.

the tall and skinney one (female) - some secondary school feud.

the fugly fat one - your kpo-ness, or should i say, inquisitiveness, is getting on my nerves.

the white one - i dont care a fig about how you think of me.

the group of arrogant looking girls - stop checking me out. i know i'm hot.

-edit-

the obviously picking on me one - argh. i hate you. at times.

*they are all in random position.

i guess there are only a few of them.


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Thursday, June 14, 2007

dear fairy godmother. i have one many requests. i would like to teleport my soul somewhere but my body remains there. so as i can sleep at my comfy bed w/o eng eng knowing. also, i would like to have a sweet machine which is capable of producing any amount or type of sweets i want. ALSO, i would really like to have a toilet besides my com so that i could save the trouble walking to blk 18 for a leak. worst still, tcc, when blk 18's loo's cleaning. and please, make it sound and smell proof. (it really stinks and i do make sounds in times of constipation). oh oh. it really helps if you can play some classical music too. it creates ambience you see. i really need it sometimes. *wink. ALSO, change the darn aircon. it has not been working for bloody 2 whole months. i dont understand why they're so free to install cams and not bloody repair the darn aircon. ALSO, last but not least, can you kindly vanish that FLOODY PIECE OF LARD. i cant stand the sight of him. it bothers me so much that i cant do my project(SERIOUS!) . so, i guess thats all. thank you fairy godmother.


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well well, SIP's really boring. it tends to get you to do stupid stuffs and makes you REALLY hungry too.

i know you're a real boy.

love love.



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Monday, June 11, 2007

priceless work of art says: (gorgeous)
hello mummy
Chua Sherry says: (aunty sherry)
here are you now?
priceless work of art says:
school
Chua Sherry says:
i will iron the clothes for YOU!
*
Chua Sherry just sent you a nudge. (wow she knows how to nudge)
*
priceless work of art says:
yay
priceless work of art says:
thanks
priceless work of art says:
what are you doing
Chua Sherry says:
are u coming home for dinner?
priceless work of art says:
nope
priceless work of art says:
going to watch movie with my friends
priceless work of art says:
is eddrick awake?
*
Chua Sherry just sent you a nudge.
*
Chua Sherry says:
yes. come home not too LATE!
priceless work of art says:
okokokokokok
priceless work of art says: (which was rayner)
my friend went to talk to you
Chua Sherry says:
who?secret admirer?:P
priceless work of art says:
no
priceless work of art says:
just my friend
priceless work of art says:
he nudge you
Chua Sherry says:
ok VERY BUSY now. need to wash clothes,hang clothes,sweep floor,mop floor ,fold clothes,iron clothes, SUN YOUR BAOBEi very STINK! Bye....... (baobei is my beloved bolster)
priceless work of art says:
hahahahahahaha
priceless work of art says:
bye


edwina just bitched at 12:11 PM

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TELL ME i'm not the dumbest girl in the world. was working on the farewell gift for lynette on sat. it was a blankie and we decided to sew stuff on it. angela and ps came. and oh, they BOUGHT HIP HOP JELLIESSSSSS FOR ME!!! elated. they left as they had their commitment. but, the gift was only 10% done. well, i continued the gift. i just sewed and sewed not knowing it was already 7 in the morning!!! and i know i got to get some rest. so i went to sleep and thinking finish the work later. but when i woke up, it was already 1pm! and lynette's flying off like 4. i sewed like a machine and pricked my fingers many many times!!!! i rushed down looking like a mad woman. i took a cab at 3.20. however, to my HORROR, ps called and said lynette had left. i was dumbfounded. and on the journey there, mum called. she said i forgot to bring the blankie with me. FUCK. bon voyage lynette.


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Thursday, June 07, 2007

YES! i'm an eyesore. and i love being one. cause, i made your eyes SORE. and and, i hate the sight of you. you, this motherfucker, can just fuck off and get of out my sight. and i'll thank you for that. oh ya. motherfuckers are ought to be shot.

and oh edwina, you're a happy girl remember? :)


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Wednesday, June 06, 2007

to my dearest baby girl. I LOVE YOU!
smile baby.

*xoxo


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Tuesday, June 05, 2007

FUCK ALL THE CHILDSIH GUYS IN THE WORLD. they can seriously, fuck off and jump off the cliff. best, die in a horrible way. and please. if anyone get to see their bodies, take a photo of it and show it to me. so i can have a fucking good laugh about it. a GOOD boyfriend will NEVER ask his girlfriend to stay away from her BEST friend even if he hates her alot. that only shows how little his thinkings are and how fuck up a guy can get. and the cool thing is, the BEST friend, did nothing wrong. she's just a girl who got into the picture helplessly. and NOW, the fucker is asking his girlfriend to stay away from her. wtf. thats how LOW a guy can be.

i see myself blogging alot lately. so, piss me off if you wanna see more entry.


edwina just bitched at 11:23 AM

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i think i dont understand men. i hate it when they act tough and start grumbling stuff behind backs. i mean. whats there to be embarrassed about. you simply tell me and i'll glady accept it. so in future, its either you accept it or fucking shut your mouth.

bitch.


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Friday, June 01, 2007

i couldnt help it but to think that youve changed. i couldnt help it but to compare the new you with the old you. i couldnt help it but to dislike you at times. however, i couldnt help it but to love you alittle more sometimes. TELL me what i should do. and i DONT have pms. its always people who affects my mood. well, i'm telling you guys edwina do have her dull times too. SO, do not expect her to carry her smile EVERYWHERE she goes. and i aint telling anyone whos 'you'. so dont bother asking.

fuck shit.


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