dear fairy godmother. i have
one many requests. i would like to teleport my soul somewhere but my body remains there. so as i can sleep at my comfy bed w/o eng eng knowing.
also, i would like to have a sweet machine which is capable of producing any amount or type of sweets i want.
ALSO, i would really like to have a toilet besides my com so that i could save the trouble walking to blk 18 for a leak. worst still, tcc, when blk 18's loo's cleaning. and please, make it sound and smell proof. (it really stinks and i do make sounds in times of constipation). oh oh. it really helps if you can play some classical music too. it creates ambience you see. i really need it sometimes. *wink.
ALSO, change the darn aircon. it has not been working for bloody 2 whole months. i dont understand why they're so free to install cams and not bloody repair the darn aircon. ALSO, last but not least, can you kindly vanish that FLOODY PIECE OF LARD. i cant stand the sight of him. it bothers me so much that i cant do my project(SERIOUS!) . so, i guess thats all. thank you fairy godmother.