Pets are animals kept for amusement or companionship. However, there are also a few of them which i personally think are useless.

1) fish
They just swim stupidly in the tank. and look at you with those bulging eyes. It tickles me whenever people say they are able to play with fishes. serious. they go, " use your fingers lor. like slide here and there across the tank." for all i know, fishes swim away whenever i go near them. let alone 'play with them'. i hate fishes. especially luo han. for people who dont know what they are, it's that tumour-head fish. some folks say there are numbers on their body. i say, why not look at the clouds. there might be more possibilities in finding numbers. or maybe your toilet bowl after shit. they are just a waste of time. and they smell.

2) bird
they just chirp their way through. especially crows. i think they contribute to noise pollution. afterall, singing goes la la la. not yak yak yak. also, they are plain dumb. they, actually fly right into a moving fan and KABOOM. they got their body sliced into half. and angela witnessed that. They shit all over town. and it fears me whenever i walk across somerset MRT station. their shit seems to have a white layer of who-knows-what and an inner layer of brown you-know-what. i seem to know well about it? oh. because i got one on my head few years back.

3) reptile
for people who have a fetish of keeping a reptile as a pet, you ought to buy life insurances. for who may know, they might evolve into dinosaur overnight and bite your head off the next day.the way they glare. it gives me creeps. those scaley body. oh. do they even make noises? they should just be kept in the zoo.

all the above is just personal thoughts. there is no need to make a stand.