seriously, get a life. we didnt even bother you. so what makes you THINK you got the right to piss our ass off. you fugly lard. you're a fucking retarded guy seriously. i'm gonna add new law. kill a lard and get scott free. additional 10 bucks in reward. (cause you probably dont worth much) your hideous voice filled the entire lab. causing my ear serious discomfort. and huge amount of ear shit had been found when i dug them recently. your BO stinks the lab. thank you for giving us the opportunity of having lard scent. but i need not. i smell 94795749738947128463278 times better even w/o bath for 83743892740893740189374893 centuries. your inquisitiveness had caused my heart to build up anger. and it may lead to heart failure. please be benevolent to mankind. i wished i could just dig out those filthy eyes. like literally. and also, your presence has caused severe sore in my eyes. i think many innocents' too. please go away.

and yes. the lard is none other than jian long.

dear readers, if your name happened to be jian long, rest assured. it's not you. however, if you happended to be fat fugly and fisgusting, it is YOU.

i hereby beg you. we mankind is on the verge of extinction. it's either you vanish or us. so VANISH.